Dear Editor:
It's a fact that we all do it; we know that we do!
Prices seem cheaper out of town to save a dollar or two.
So we drive to the city; it's not really that far.
And to get there we drive in our truck or our car.
Now we do get good mileage, we state with a smile,
Figure it out, eighty times twenty cents to the mile.
Now insurance is cheap, and tires they are too.
Besides we are bored, so what else can we do?
Now after we spend, we must buy a large meal.
Let's add it all up, my lord, we made quite a deal? And
when we return, we see another business is to close,
It was their poor management we guess and suppose.
Murray Mackay