More money for the RCMP

Dear Editor;
Hey, do I have a plan that will mean money galore for our local RCMP. They won’t have to call for donations for their old-timers hockey anymore. My plan involves cooperation. Here’s how it works.

Dear Editor;

Hey, do I have a plan that will mean money galore for our local RCMP. They won’t have to call for donations for their old-timers hockey anymore. My plan involves cooperation. Here’s how it works. Our local Tim Hortons must set up a satellite store on Highway 53, roughly half of a mile west of Highway 2. When our members go for coffee at this new place, they can set up their radar traps and tag those gravel trucks that come off Highway 2 at speeds exceeding 100 km/h. From what I see, the exit speeds are either 40 or 60 km/h – easy picking, don’t you think? What do you say members, can we put this plan together?

Dennis Chernick

Ponoka

Get local stories you won't find anywhere else right to your inbox.
Sign up here

Just Posted

Town trusts purchaser to complete stucco work on the former Kinsmen Centre

A short town council meeting Jan. 14 dealt with a number of… Continue reading

Burn ‘N’ Mahn Dueling Pianos Extreme show coming to Ponoka

Show will be held at the Ponoka Legion on Jan. 25

Revenue Canada, RCMP don’t accept Bitcoin: police

RCMP issue Bitcoin warning posters

VIDEO: Soldiers trade rifles for snow shovels to help dig out St. John’s

A state of emergency is set to extend into a fifth day

Tax revolt? Unpaid taxes from energy companies to Alberta towns more than double

The association says they are owed a total of $173 million

New post-secondary funding model in Alberta tied to performance measures

By 2022, up to 40 per cent of post-secondary funding could be linked to performance

Alberta bulldog breeder ordered to refund B.C. buyer over puppy’s behaviour

Tribunal ruled a verbal agreement to send a new dog superseded the written contract

Meng’s lawyer argues at extradition hearing that fraud allegations are ‘facade’

Hearing underway in Vancouver over U.S. request to extradite Meng Wanzhou

Prince Harry: ‘Powerful media’ is why he’s stepping away

Prince Harry and Megan have stepped away from their royal commitments

Rebels fight back from 3-1 Raider lead to win 4-3 in shootout

Two goals by Zak Smith key to Rebels comeback

Most Read